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Re: Are llamas allowed on the beach?
Culebra, Puerto Rico
Author: Culebra MJ (---.prtc.net)
Date:   07-29-08 19:28

Using Ogden Nash to raise the level of anything but the edges of a sardonic grin is unfair!

We (that is the royal we, at the time of this posting) will reach DEEP back in history. This is taken from a pretty obscure website that I think I'll let stay in the mist. And no, it's not porn.

"Yup, yup yup. Here's another good one, out of the mouths of those shaggy creatures of the Andes we all know and love. Some of us even know and love them braised lightly and eaten with a raspberry vinaigrette on a bed of crispy arugula...but know matter how you slice it, (preferably rather thin - they're kinda tough) it's LLAMA."

[editor note: a poem followed but I am omitting it to spare the poor llama that wrote it while he was undoubtedly drunk and never meant for it to be published]

(the article goes on to say...)

In the somewhat less-than-immortal words of that pointy-hat-wearing historical terrorist Ghengis Khan:

"I'd rather have my entrails trampled by a wild musk ox -- while I am still connected to them -- than be forced to read a llama's poetry." "

From the mouth of a Mongol...

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