Author: MJ (---.prtc.net)
Date: 03-25-07 17:38
Good thing no one is telling me I HAVE to quit...they may find themselves with a cigarette in their mouth and no alternative but to breathe in...oh wait, I'm all mellow peace and love, forget I wrote that!
Yep...non-smokers have taken over. So has Bush.
When I was in 10th grade, I got kicked out of a Communism vs. Capitalism class for saying there didn't need to be a war in the US, just slip out the freedoms one by one over a period of time, as long as there was a pheasant under glass available at the take out deli and two SUV's in every garage, it could be done in 30 years. Ok, I said a chicken in every pot and a car in the driveway...it WAS a long time ago. Luckily, I had a Dean who liked me, and let me write it up in a thesis. I got an A. The teacher retired early. Little bon mots of justice to keep me going...
But here we are, about right on time, Americans living rather nonchalantly with flashing signs on their roads saying to report suspicious behaviour (OH DEAR, was that a 13 year old in that car and that woman was SMOKING?????? CALL 911!!! Lucky for us, 911 won't bring the cops - yet).
I'd be happy to sit down with a cocktail and you can stink up the air with your pretty (ILLEGAL!!! CALL DEA!!!) cee-gar and I'll have my cig (I always wanted to do something evil, a life long fantasy)_..but we'll have to do that on the ferry dock...because your cigars are SCHMOKE.