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Coming to Culebra Sunday YEAH!
Culebra, Puerto Rico
Author: Kat (---.dllstx.fios.verizon.net)
Date:   05-09-07 14:21

Finally our trip is here! My husband and I will be traveling to Culebra this Sunday for our honeymoon, yeah! Anyways, I just wanted to say thank you to this forum and to everyone who gives info, it has been a huge help!

Any last minute tips or adivce?

THANKS AGAIN!

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Re: Coming to Culebra Sunday YEAH!
Culebra, Puerto Rico
Author: richard (---.res.east.verizon.net)
Date:   05-09-07 15:06

DON'T GO, it's a cursed place and can destroy your life. All you hold dear you will regard through a stranger's eyes. Your breakfast cereal will not snap crackle OR pop. La Jolla and Padre will no longer entice. The prizes in CrackerJack will appear (more) cheap and tarnished. While you may develop a desire for free-range chicken while there, it will taste like the memory of bitter ashes when you return.

Expect extensive wistful daydreams to follow.

On the plus side it will never matter which side you butter your bread after you come home. Either one will suck in a kitchen you never liked that much in the first place, curiously free of geckos.

Go for the best sunburn you can, because you just can't get the same up here. More effective than an acid-peel.



god, I'm really jealous.

oh yeah and congratulations!

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Re: Coming to Culebra Sunday YEAH!
Culebra, Puerto Rico
Author: Debbie (---.asm.bellsouth.net)
Date:   05-09-07 21:12

Hilarious Richard, but you have a great point!

Happy Diving!
Debbie

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Re: Coming to Culebra Sunday YEAH!
Culebra, Puerto Rico
Author: richard (---.washdc.east.verizon.net)
Date:   05-10-07 03:44

you think I'm kidding?





(except for the congrats part - that was indeed sincere)

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